Living in a trailer park was never my idea of the world's best place to live, ideally I wanted a house in the suburbs with a white picket fence, pool, hot tub and a gardener. What was I thinking? A trailer park is the best place in the world to live! Here is my top 10 reasons I love living in my trailer park!
10. The manager is like my mother. She reminds me daily that my dog poops, my trailer needs painted, my grass needs mowed, and not to park in the street. I even get to do lists placed ever so neatly in my door handle on a daily basis, she is the best!
9. There are cats all over the place that sing everyone to sleep nightly. It's a beautiful lullaby every single night! Who could ask for anything better!
8. I always know when it is 9am and 9pm, I don't even need a clock! I have a mentally challenged person living behind me who screams at the top of her lungs like a giant alarm clock! It's fabulous!
7. When winter hits and it starts to snow the maintenance man builds me a giant sledding hill at the end of my driveway! I live on a corner and instead of putting it on one side or the other he places it directly at the end of the driveway! Oh and the other fabulous thing he does is turn the streets into a skating rink! Why should you plow the snow down to the ground when you can skim it and then forget to put salt down. Since the salt isn't down when the sun comes out it starts to melt the snow but then it all freezes over later in the day again and instant rink!
6. My basement will never flood, nor will my husband be able to fill it up with crap!
5. All summer I can watch the local deviant children yell at each other, fight each other, and call each other names! Thank goodness I live directly across from the park!
4. I can keep updated on the latest fashion trends. This year tweety bird sweatshirts, t-shirts, and hats are in style! It was a close call though, mickey mouse almost won! It's almost like living in Milan or Paris! Watch out fashion here comes my neighborhood!
3. Safety in the number one priority in my trailer park. The cops are always driving around protecting us from the people on the outside.
2. People are so helpful around here. They are always knocking on my door asking if I need my leaves raked, snow shoveled, car washed, or gardening done. All they want in return is enough money to buy diapers, while they smoke their natural herbs.
1. I never need to watch another soap opera again. Reality is so much more entertaining around here. People screaming at the top of their lungs at their significant other in the middle of the street, car doors slamming, and people crying. It's the best entertainment ever, and it's free! Best of both worlds.
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