When I was around three years old my aunt was babysitting me while my parents were out, and I really had a hankering for Cheez-Its, which I still love to this day. I was always a very intelligent child when it came to getting what I wanted and when I wanted it. My parents had clued in on this at a very early age as a result it was a little more difficult to manipulate them, but my Aunt Michele hadn't been schooled by me yet giving me a fighting chance of obtaining of my current object of desire. So I hatched a fantastically wonderful plan to get my beloved Cheez-Its and to ensure that I would be able to eat as many of them as I could before my parents got back home and ruined my perfect plan. I informed my aunt while wheezing a little bit that Cheez-Its help my asthma, prompting her ever so slightly to hand over the entire box, which she did. Score! It's been 28 years since I pulled that little stunt and it still makes me giggle a little. There were many other manipulative incidents that happened after this one, but this was my first great success! Now I shall do my Cheez-It celebratory dance, which is basically just me standing up slightly shaking my butt to the left hand side. This dance is kind of like my clean underwear dance, but trust me it is different. LONG LIVE CHEEZ-ITS!
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